Wear them! Feel great and enjoy it :) oh, and eat a few bananas or grapes. They are good for you.
*selfie doesn’t get reblogged*
me: im taking a break from tumblr guys!! this website is toxic and bringing me down, i don’t know if I’ll be back but i love all of you :)
how do we get her to congress?
Someone needs to introduce her to Jesus bruh..
maybe she got Jesus already. you don’t know her life
White people in scary movies be like…
Ryan Murphy: Yes Evan Peters and Emma Roberts will have a relationship during Freak Show.
Forcing your pets to spend time with you by closing the door
when there’s a fire, don’t forget to stop, drop and pop it, lock it, polka dot it, country-fy it and hip-hop it
gETTING HUGGED BY PEOPLE WHO ARE PHYSICALLY TALLER AND BIGGER THAN YOU IS AMAZING
ITS LIKE BEING WRAPPED IN A BIG WARM PROTECTIVE HEAT BLANKET AND ITS WONDERFUL
HUGGING PEOPLE THAT ARE LITTLER THAN YOU IS GREAT TOO LIKE THEY FIT PERFECTLY IN YOUR ARMS AND THEY’RE LITTLE AND ADORABLE AND REMINISCENT OF HUGGING A SMALL ANIMAL
JUST HUGGING PERIOD
How guys take dick pics
It works better if you smile. 😝
When you hit the blunt before you go on the air…
do it! cuz u are really attractive!
I don’t always feel that way though.