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canadianslut:

Satan tries to escape Katy Perry’s body

Posted on Oct 21— 15 hours ago · 60,241 notes

queerchesters:

arterialspurt:

queerchesters:

fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card

I don’t think someone could focus on the internet while I was going down on them.

you over estimate your skill and underestimate the joy of shopping

Posted on Oct 21— 15 hours ago · 229,919 notes

this is too upsetting plz stop

Posted on Oct 20— 1 day ago · 6,583 notes

benpaddon:

ayethatgirlrithany:

sexysalomonandthecurtainchild:

This is exactly how physics does not work.

Why didn’t she just use the lipstick on the door? 

Posted on Oct 20— 1 day ago · 413,139 notes

peterpayne:

Having fun with the “Pregnancy Announcement” meme, which exploded onto the Internet today. It’s called 妊娠コラ (“pregnancy collaboration”) in Japanese. 

Posted on Oct 20— 1 day ago · 13,863 notes

killthepariah:

"u still want me right"

Posted on Oct 20— 1 day ago · 184,293 notes
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cyclopentanone:

What even is my health card photo???

Posted on Oct 19— 2 days ago · 7 notes

adamusprime:

did you know that “friends” stands for:

  • feebee
  • rachel
  • it’s joey
  • everyone is friends
  • nonica
  • dross
  • shandler
Posted on Oct 19— 2 days ago · 327,360 notes
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school: your tuition bill is-
me: oh darling, stars never pay
Posted on Oct 18— 3 days ago · 44,582 notes
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otterparade:

congragulation:

the only ship i need is a scholarship can i get a hallelujah

image

Posted on Oct 16— 4 days ago · 582,320 notes