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indigoldgod:

mamibonita:

metalfacedvillain:

joaquinhighroller:

ohlode:

How to: get rid of a burglar

LMAO

KO

my new self defense move

that nigga dead

Posted on Apr 20— 3 hours ago · 5,812 notes

guavasita:

vinebox:

worst pain imaginable

ok goodbye with this

Posted on Apr 20— 3 hours ago · 46,570 notes
Posted on Apr 20— 3 hours ago · 1,505 notes

cyclopentanone:

Someone talk to me :)

K, nvm them :(

Posted on Apr 19— 5 hours ago · 2 notes

Someone talk to me :)

Posted on Apr 19— 5 hours ago · 2 notes

jill-bird:

You see Spongebob,
It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.

Posted on Apr 19— 6 hours ago · 89,571 notes

alxndrmrtnz:

#oh hi im helen #oh you live in milwaukee? #oh i’m sorry #ohhh have you met lillian? #ohh she’s my best friend #ohhh we’ve only known each other for five minutes #ohhh ohhh

Posted on Apr 19— 6 hours ago · 179,834 notes
Posted on Apr 19— 6 hours ago · 62,581 notes

unphazedcat:

boystears:

yung-ananas:

edgar-allen-hoe:

God bless white people. Home girl just starts fucking chomping here teeth.
Like what?

wtf kinda irl chain chomp

LMAO SHE STARTED EATING HER BREATHING SPACE

the only thing that matters in this video is the black girl in the back all unbothered putting on her eyeliner

Posted on Apr 19— 8 hours ago · 25,528 notes

elartistaguapisimo:

so 90s it physically hurts

Posted on Apr 19— 9 hours ago · 81,218 notes

tyleroakley:

itsfunnytome:

Top 50 Vine Scare Cam

THIS IS WHY I DON’T LEAVE MY HOME

Posted on Apr 19— 10 hours ago · 53,923 notes
Posted on Apr 19— 10 hours ago · 4,193 notes

vercxce:

My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family

They seem like nice people

Posted on Apr 19— 11 hours ago · 16,874 notes

masturbate to the person this was reblogged from

intensional:

this really works for some people (like 10-30 orgasms) so give it a try!

Posted on Apr 18— 1 day ago · 95,819 notes
Posted on Apr 18— 1 day ago · 4,780 notes