Satan tries to escape Katy Perry’s body
fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card
I don’t think someone could focus on the internet while I was going down on them.
you over estimate your skill and underestimate the joy of shopping
This is exactly how physics does not work.
Why didn’t she just use the lipstick on the door?
Having fun with the “Pregnancy Announcement” meme, which exploded onto the Internet today. It’s called 妊娠コラ (“pregnancy collaboration”) in Japanese.
"u still want me right"
What even is my health card photo???
did you know that “friends” stands for:
- it’s joey
- everyone is friends